January 2010
fob joke.
There were three students: one Japanese, Haole, and Filipino. The teacher asked the students to use the words, “chicken, nut, and bread” in a sentence. The Japanese girl went first.
“Last night for dinner my mother cooked us chicken and yummy banana nut bread”.
“That’s good”, the teacher replied.
Next went the haole boy, “I live on a farm and we...
Have you ever noticed that Mr. Krabs lives in...
anjelloca:
xsparkmynature:
littlesusiejean:
xsparkmynature:
ohyeahspongebob:
(via fuckyeahgirlcrush)
I don’t get it… I really don’t. Is there a joke behind this? I just..wut?
EWWWWW!! nasty.
…I AM CONFUSED! DID YOU SAY THAT JUST TO SCREW WITH MY MIND?!
Am I the only one that got that like within a second of reading the sentence? Gosh my mind is so unpure.
wow hahaha i;m with...
voicemail.
why do boys have to be so confusing? they tell you how they feel about you then they act all weird. then they call you and leave you an awkward voicemail where they rant on about he most random shit. i need to watch He’s Just NOT that into You again. his voicemail reminds me of the one Gigi left Connor. hah. i watch that movie a little too much.
fmylife:
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, “Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!”, since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokemon nerds. FML
this made my day haha
