March 2012
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a workplace haiku
cryingvagina:
an errant pube rests leisurely on my spacebar i pray you are mine
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friday night greg and i are planning to go to harveston
and drink apple smirnoff from water bottles
like a couple of classy douchebags
so excited.
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greg: what if i told her i was gay?
me: what?
greg: like "i'm gay i licked my boyfriend's asshole last night"
me: *uncontrollable laughter*
greg: she'd be caught so off guard
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February 2012
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I think I have a date on Thursday,
but I didn’t exactly say yes.
So do I still have to go?
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me: i can't swim
brian: you live on a giant beach and you can't swim?
me: no...