cakesniffers
Just remember; someone loves everything you hate about yourself.
Frank Ocean   (via obsessivly)
I wish I had been a bit more serious, but I wasn’t.

I wish I had been a bit more serious, but I wasn’t.

BOOKSELLER APPRECIATION WEEK 2013

I’M GOING TO ABUSE THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
40% OFF ALL THE BOOKS I WANT.
AND THE JOURNALS AND KNICK KNACKS.

Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
N’tima Preusser (via reapinginjoy)

jackhardnesss:

“I can see you.”

pokemon-xy-news:

Generation 6

vardaesque:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

FUCKING CHRIST THIS POST GOT BETTER

vardaesque:

calleo:

thelegendofkungjew:

calleo:

groovyphilia:

Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.

Suddenly, I understand.

Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?

That guy is hot.

I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.

At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.

FUCKING CHRIST THIS POST GOT BETTER

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:


manfurarm:


nevver:


Ladybird Mimic Spider


 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER


Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.


THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry
tennantbutt:

rainingskyandgreeneyes:

LET’S CRY TOGETHER, PEOPLE.

STARTS TO SCREAM

tennantbutt:

rainingskyandgreeneyes:

LET’S CRY TOGETHER, PEOPLE.

STARTS TO SCREAM